I Wanna Be A Producer Lyrics - Singles - The Producers

Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy 

Unhappy, unhappy 

Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy 

Unhappy, unhappy 

Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy 

I spend my life accounting 

With figures and such, unhappy 

To what is my life amounting? 

It figures, not much, unhappy 

I have a secret desire 

Hiding deep in my soul 

It sets my heart afire 

To see me in this role 

I wanna be a producer 

With a hit show on Broadway 

I wanna be a producer 

Lunch at Sardi's every day 

I wanna be a producer 

Sport a top hat and a cane 

I wanna be a producer 

And drive those chorus girls insane 

I wanna be a producer 

And sleep until half-past two 

I wanna be a producer 

And say, "You, you, you, not you" 

I wanna be a producer 

Wear a tux on opening nights 

I wanna be a producer 

And see my name, Leo Bloom, in lights 

He wants to be a producer 

Of a great big Broadway smash 

He wants to be a producer 

Every pocket stuffed with cash 

He wants to be a producer 

Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry ouch, eek, ooh, oh, ahh, yes 

He wants to be a producer 

With a great big casting couch 

I wanna be, he wants to be 

I wanna be, he wants to be 

I wanna be the greatest, grandest 

And most fabulous producer in the world 

He wanna dine with the duchess and the duke 

I just got to be a producer 

Drink champagne until I puke 

Drink champagne till he pukes 

I wanna be a producer 

Show the world just what I've got 

I'm gonna put on shows that will enthrall 'em 

Read my name in Winchell's column 

I wanna be a producer 

'Cause it's everything I'm not 

Unhappy, unhappy 

I wanna be a producer 

Very, very unhappy, unhappy 

(Wait a minute, yeah minute, hold everything, hold everything) 

Mr. Bialystock was right 

There is a lot more to me than there is to me 

Stop the world, I wanna get on 

I'm gonna be a producer 

He's gonna be a producer 

Look out Broadway 'cause here I come