Where Did We Go Right? Lyrics - Singles - The Producers

{Look at these reviews 

A satiric masterpiece 

No way out 

A surprise smash! 

No way out 

It was shocking, outrageous, insulting 

And I loved every minute of it! 

No way out} 

How could this happen? 

The show was lousy and long, we did everything wrong 

Where did we go right? 

Christmas came early to Broadway this year 

And guess who they stuffed in our stocking? Adolf Hitler! 

It was so crass and so crude even Goebbels would've booed 

Where did we go right? 

Last night a star was born on Broadway the lovely Miss Ulla 

Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson 

We predict that her name will soon be up in lights 

If they can find enough bulbs 

We searched Broadway on and off 

For singers with a cough 

We had tryouts and auditions by the score 

And to trip the light fantastic 

We picked dancers who were spastic 

If anyone jetted, we jetted them out the door 

They shouted hooray for that sausage on display 

Where did we go right? 

Our leading man was so gay he nearly flew away 

Where did we go right? 

A show so easy to despise 

Now it's up for the Pulitzer prize 

Oh, where, oh, where, tell us 

Where did we go right? 

The best new music of the decade! 

Max Bialystock is a theatrical genius! 

Now they like me 

Oh, we knew we couldn't lose 

Half the audience were Jews 

It's the end of our careers 

It'll run for twenty years 

Tell us where did we go right?