Opening Night Lyrics - Singles - The Producers

Opening night, it's opening night 

It's Max Bialystock's latest show 

Will it flop or will it go? 

The cast is taking its final bow 

Here comes the audience now 

The doors are open, they're on their way 

Let's hear what they have to say 

He's done it again 

He's done it again 

Max Bialystock has done it again 

We can't believe it 

You can't conceive it 

How'd he achieve it? 

It's the worst show in town 

We sat there sighing 

Groaning and crying 

There's no denying 

It's the worst show in town 

Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss 

We've seen shit, but never like this 

Max Bialystock has done it again 

The songs were rotten 

The book was stinkin' 

What he did to Shakespeare 

Booth did to Lincoln 

We couldn't leave faster, what a disaster 

We are still in shock 

Who produced this schlock? 

That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock 

What a bum!