Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics - Greatest Hits - Weird Al Yankovic

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me 

It's time for us to join in the fight 

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys 

It's time to let the bedbugs bite 

You better put all your eggs in one basket 

You better count your chickens before they hatch 

You better sell some wine before it's time 

You better find yourself an itch to scratch 

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can 

While Mr. Wipple's not around 

Stick your head in the microwave 

And get yourself a tan 

Talk with your mouth full 

Bite the hand that feeds you 

Bite off more than you chew 

What can you do? 

Dare to be stupid 

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Take some wooden nickels 

Look for Mr. Goodbar 

Get your mojo working now 

I'll show you how 

You can dare to be stupid 

You can turn the other cheek 

You can just give up the ship 

You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip 

Dare to be stupid 

Come on and dare to be stupid 

It's so easy to do 

Dare to be stupid 

We're all waiting for you, let's go 

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill 

So can I have a volunteer? 

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk 

Now it's time for crying in your beer 

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Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA 

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet 

And party 'til you're broke and they drive you away 

It's okay, you can dare to be stupid 

It's like spitting on a fish 

It's like barking up a tree 

It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free 

Dare to be stupid 

(Yes) 

Why don't you dare to be stupid? 

It's so easy to do 

Dare to be stupid 

We're all waiting for you 

Dare to be stupid 

Burn your candle at both ends 

Look a gift horse in the mouth 

Mashed potatoes can be your friends 

You can be a coffee achiever 

You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver 

The future's up to you 

So what you gonna do? 

Dare to be stupid 

Dare to be stupid 

What did I say? 

Dare to be stupid 

Tell me, what did I say? 

Dare to be stupid 

It's alright 

Dare to be stupid 

We can be stupid all night 

Dare to be stupid 

Come on, join the crowd 

Dare to be stupid 

Shout it out loud 

Dare to be stupid 

I can't hear you 

Dare to be stupid 

Okay, I can hear you now 

Dare to be stupid 

Let's go, dare to be stupid 

Dare to be stupid 

Dare to be stupid 

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Dare to be stupid 

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Dare to be stupid