One More Minute Lyrics - Greatest Hits - Weird Al Yankovic

Well I heard that you're leavin' 

Gonna leave me far behind 

'Cause you found a brand new lover 

You decided that I'm not your kind 

So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex 

And I tore all your pictures in two 

And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go 

Just because it reminds me of you 

That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin' 

I'm glad that you found somebody new 

'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass 

Than spend one more minute with you 

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I guess I might seem kinda bitter 

You got me feelin' down in the dumps 

'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love 

And I have to use the self service pumps 

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase 

You ain't gonna break my heart in two 

'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face 

Than spend one more minute with you 

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork 

Than watch you going out with other men 

I'd rather slam my fingers in a door 

Again and again and again and again and again 

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin' 

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches 

Shove an icepick under a toenail or two 

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms 

In Grand Central Station with my tongue 

Than spend one more minute with you 

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Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks 

Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue 

I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled 

With double edged razor blades 

Than spend one more minute with you 

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage 

With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor 

And stomp on it 'till I die 

Than spend one more minute with you