Like A Surgeon Lyrics - Greatest Hits - Weird Al Yankovic

I finally made it through med school 

Somehow I made it through 

I'm just an intern 

I still make a mistake or two 

I was last in my class 

Barely passed at the institute 

Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah, I'm trying to avoid 

A malpractice suit 

Hey, like a surgeon 

Cuttin' for the very first time 

Like a surgeon 

Organ transplants are my line 

Better give me all your gauche nurse 

This patient's fading fast 

Complications have set in 

Don't know how long he'll last 

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Let me see, that I.V. 

Here we go, time to operate 

I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out 

And see what he ate 

Like a surgeon, hey 

Cuttin' for the very first time 

Like a surgeon 

Here's a waiver for you to sign 

It's a fact, I'm a quack 

The disgrace of the A.M.A. 

'Cause my patients die, yeah my patients die 

Before they can pay 

Like a surgeon, hey 

Cuttin' for the very first time 

Like a surgeon 

Got your kidneys on my mind 

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Like a surgeon, ooh, like a surgeon 

When I reach inside 

With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors 

Oh ho, oh ho 

Ooh baby, yeah 

I can hear your heartbeat 

For the very last time