Dog Eat Dog Lyrics - Polka Party - Weird Al Yankovic

Found a job in a great big office 

And I really love this place 

I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser 

And I got a private parking space, ha 

And I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it 

In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine 

Don't even touch it 'cause it doesn't belong to you 

I'm watching you, so don't get funny 

I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder 

Watch out, it's dog eat dog 

Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright 

Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog 

Here we go 

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I love to watch my boss get angry 

So I can count the veins in his neck, ha 

Every day is like a picnic 

Every Friday, get a check 

Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day 

I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener 

Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut 

They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss it 

I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder 

Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog 

Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright 

Watch out, hey, well, it's dog eat dog 

Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening 

Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here 

Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler" 

Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair" 

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Nobody's sure what I do here 

And that's just fine with me 

Five o'clock is here much too soon now 

'Cause I just never wanna leave 

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals 

Maybe I could get on, on David Letterman 

I think I made a big mistake 

Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper? 

I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now 

Watch out, it's dog eat dog 

Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright 

Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog 

Watch me work, hey, hey, stand back now 

Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog 

Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good 

Hey, dog eat dog 

Here we go, dog eat dog 

Say, dog eat dog 

Hey, hey, dog eat dog 

Say, dog eat dog 

Here we go, dog eat dog 

Dog eat dog 

Dog eat dog 

Dog eat dog 

Dog eat dog