Toothless People Lyrics - Polka Party - Weird Al Yankovic

They only show you their gums when they smile 

Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile 

Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce 

They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss 

Hey, stand up 

Toothless people, their breath is lethal, wanna tell you 

Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet 

Toothless people, old and feeble, what I say 

No more of those pearly whites will they possess 

Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess 

Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease 

At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities 

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Hey, stand up, take out your teeth 

Toothless people, old and feeble, oh yes 

You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em 

They're something you just can't ignore 

If you lose 'em, you're in trouble 

'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more 

You need something to show your dentist 

The next time he makes you say "Ah" 

You don't wanna have to wind up 

Eating all of your food through a straw 

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(Like toothless people, toothless people) 

You'd better brush your teeth now (hey) 

Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people 

Hey, stand up, toothless people