Living With A Hernia Lyrics - Polka Party - Weird Al Yankovic

Help me out, dig 

All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere 

Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones 

He took my trousers off, told me to cough 

Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss 

He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss 

Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation 

Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination 

Living with a hernia, got to have an operation 

Feel so old 

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Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane 

Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall 

Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis 

And it's hard to bowl 

You can't even do the splits now, say it 

Better call it quits now, now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow 

Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location 

Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation 

Living with a hernia, got to have an operation 

I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over 

Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute 

You may not be familiar with the common types 

Of hernias that you could get 

So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete 

Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter's hernia 

Obstructed, inguinal and direct 

Photos 

Living with a hernia rupture 

I said it's causin' me such irritation 

Living with a hernia, have to have my medication 

Living with a hernia, I feel bad