Inactive Lyrics - Mandatory Fun - Weird Al Yankovic

I'm waking up, in Cheeto dust 

My belly's covered with pizza crust 

I'm using my inhaler now (Wheezes) 

I'm out of shape, fattening up 

I'm sipping Coke from a Solo Cup 

Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa 

The TV's on, I really hate this show 

I can't reach my remote control 

Welcome to my new place, to my new place 

Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place 

Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, I'm so inactive 

Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, highly inactive 

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My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied 

Always lose my fight with gravity 

I rest my bones, and just chillax, whoa 

My NordicTrack's, collecting dust 

And my StairMaster's a pile of rust 

This is it, The Inertia 

I can't get up, this couch is part of me 

I'm growing cobwebs on my knee 

Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age 

I could break my rib cage, here is my age 

Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, yes, quite inactive 

Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not very active 

Near comatose, no exercise 

Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive 

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I'm giving up, my energy is shot 

I'm never moving from this spot 

Never move from this place, move from this place 

I'll stay here in this place, right in this place 

Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, just so inactive 

Whoa oh, whoa I'm, really inactive, not so attractive