Sports Song Lyrics - Mandatory Fun - Weird Al Yankovic

Your sports team is vastly inferior 

That simple fact is plainly obvious to see 

We're gonna kick your collective posterior 

Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively 

Our stats are thoroughly impressive 

Our coach really has the Midas touch 

Our players are fast and strong and brave 

And your guys, eh, not so much 

In fact we've played teams across the nation 

And you're the worst one we've come across 

Try to assimilate that information 

And it just might help you cope with your impending loss 

Oh, and if somehow we are still failing 

To effectively articulate the points at hand 

Allow us now to summarize them in a manner 

That your feeble brains can understand 

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We're great (We're great) 

And you suck (You suck) 

We're great (We're great) 

And you suck (You suck) 

We're great (We're great) 

And you suck (You suck) 

You see there's us (We're great) 

And then there's you (You suck) 

We're really, really great (Really great) 

In contrast, you really suck (Really suck) 

Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great 

But nevertheless, you suck 

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Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat 

That theory's back by empirical evidence 

We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat 

Again, of course, we're speaking in the figurative sense 

What's the use of even going through the motions 

When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow 

So why don't you save us all some time 

And give up now (You suck!)