She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Lyrics - Alapalooza - Weird Al Yankovic

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal 

I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard 

You see, my baby, she started to change 

Started lookin' kinda strange 

Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards 

Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well 

Now ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life 

Has been a living hell 

That's right, you see... 

She never told me she was a mime 

She never told me she was a mime, oh no 

Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time 

She never told me, she nver told me she was a... 

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime 

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I wish we both could just talk it all over 

But my baby won't even make a sound 

Now she makes everybody sick 

Doin' that pantomime shtick 

Even our old friends have stopped coming around 

Well, my parents can't stand her and the neighbors hate her guts 

She's really, really embarrassing me... this silent treatment's 

Driving me Nuts! 

You see... 

She never told me she was a mime 

She never told me she was a mime.Oh no 

Now she's actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time... 

What a crime 

She never told (she never told me) she never told me she 

Was a mime 

Photos 

She walks against the wind everywhere we go 

Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show 

Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau 

Always was the quiet type, but how was I to know? 

She never told me she was a mime 

She never told me she was a mime.Oh no 

Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the 

Ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime 

She never told me, she never told me she was a mime