Traffic Jam Lyrics - Alapalooza - Weird Al Yankovic

Carbon Monoxide 

Making me choke 

No A.C. 

And the radio's broke 

Cars backed up 

Far as you can see 

Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity 

Oh, and just in case you're wondering 

I'll tell you where I am 

I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) 

Stuck right here in the middle of this... 

Traffic Jam 

I haven't moved one inch from this here spot 

Traffic Jam 

The freeway's one big parking lot 

Traffic Jam 

My radiator's boiling hot 

And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) 

Right here in the middle of a traffic jam 

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Trapped inside 

My automobile 

Cobwebs growin' 

On the steering wheel 

Now, I'm no genius 

But one thing I know 

I shouldn't have eaten that bag 

Of bran muffins 

An hour and a half ago 

Yeah, and if you need to find me 

I'll tell you where I am 

I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) 

Stuck smack dab in the middle of this... 

Traffic Jam 

I have'nt moved one inch from his here spot 

Traffic Jam 

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The freeway's one big parking lot 

Traffic Jam 

Well I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not 

'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the 

middle) 

Right here in the middle of the Traffic Jam 

Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam 

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah 

Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to 

Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to 

Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper... 

Yay-hey! 

There's a yuppie on a cellular phone 

I'm gonna puke if I hear any more 

There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me 

Watch what happens when I open my door 

Now we're all goin' nowhere fast 

Well, I guess that's perfectly clear 

I left home five hours ago 

And I can still see my house from here 

So if anybody's tryin' to find me 

Well, I'll tel you where I am 

Right here (right here) right here (right here) 

Stuck right here in the middle of this... 

Traffic Jam 

I haven't moved one inch from this here spot 

Traffic Jam 

The freeway's one big parking lot 

Traffic Jam 

Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot 

And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) 

Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam 

Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam---woo!