Waffle King Lyrics - Alapalooza - Weird Al Yankovic

It took a lifetime, but finally found 

The perfect waffle recipe 

You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town 

One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree 

Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak 

Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean 

People come from miles around just to study my technique 

I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen 

I'm the Waffle King (yeah) 

Waffle King 

That's what they call me 

Waffle King 

Hey, I'm the Waffle King 

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Everywhere I go now, the people cheer 

I never have to wait in line 

People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here" 

Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine 

And everybody say, "Well I'm your biggest fan!" 

"I seen your picture in People Magazine!" 

Folks come from all around the world just to shake my hand 

If you don't believe in the power of the WAFFLE lemme show you 

Just what I mean 

I the Waffle King 

Make you scream and shout 

Waffle King 

That's my name, don't wear it out 

Waffle King 

Make no mistake about it 

I'm the Waffle King (yeah) 

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Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come! 

All you peons better scram 

Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum 

Don't you know who I am? 

Hey! 

I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools 

Everybody on your Knees! 

You wanna buy a waffle, you're playing by MY rules 

Go on, beg me, lemme here you say,"Pretty Please" 

Can't you tell the universe revolves around me? 

Don't you know you suckers owe me everything? 

And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there 

Could ever be? 

Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing 

Come on now... 

Waffle King 

Hey batter batter 

Waffle King 

Hot on your platter 

Waffle King 

Say, what's the matter 

Don't you know who I am? 

Don't you know who I am? 

Tell 'em girls 

(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) 

Yeah Yeah 

(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) 

Tell the truth now 

(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING) 

Don't you know who I am? 

Don't you know who I am?