Sasquatch

She leaves her footprints in the snow. She is the greatest thing I know. She is the coolest thing around. And when she walks she shakes the ground. She's got big hands.

To Whom It May Concern

Tonight will be the last night of my record-breakingly successful run in the lead role of the greatest play of the century.. Unprecedentedly warm praise from critics and public alike has met my portrayal of a man at his desk who gives a damn.

Pornography For Cowards

Macgyver

it starts with a call, a call from his mother.. sophia says "come quick, MacGyver's been hurt.. he was just on his way home from saving the world again,.

Kids Are Going To Love It

if i can't feel (on a given day) the way i wanted to,. the temptation hits, my grip it could slip, i could give it up.. but if i can't feel (on a given day) the way i wanted to,.

I Am The Party

Breaking The Back

Bread And Circuses