Cool Guy 2 Lyrics - Stan & Judy's Kid - Adam Sandler

-{The Sounds of waves crashing- 

SEAN:This is quite the chill night.kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself. 

GIRL #2:Yeah, the waves are so calming. 

SEAN:So, is your body.looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit. 

GIRL #2:Thanks sean, that's so sweet. 

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player- 

SEAN:Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours. 

GIRL #2:Uh-oh. 

SEAN:Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby. 

GIRL #2:Oh sean, you're so cute. 

SEAN:Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm? 

GIRL #2:Oh my god. 

SEAN:Yeah. 

GIRL #2:And how about you take off clothes, sean. 

SEAN:Oh, oh is that right, baby?You want me to show my stuff, too? 

GIRL #2:My god, you look good, sean. 

SEAN:Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know. 

GIRL #2:Ooh. 

-{she starts to unbuckle his pants- 

SEAN:Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'. 

GIRL #2:What's that? 

SEAN:Let's get it swingin'. 

GIRL #2:No, the other thing you said? 

SEAN:...The wet-weiner? 

GIRL #2:-{gasps- You know what? 

SEAN:Yeah? 

GIRL #2:I'm going to go throw up, now.See you. 

SEAN:Hmm, leave me all horny here.How-- how you going to get home there, baby? 

GIRL #2:I'll walk.-{She begins to walk away- 

SEAN:Mm-hm. I'm-a call you. 

GIRL #2:Don't. -{She's gone- 

SEAN:A'ight, A'ight.I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow. 

Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch? 

THE END