She Comes Home To Me Lyrics - Stan & Judy's Kid - Adam Sandler

Though I have been a fool for love 

I have finally made my score 

I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast 

But she loves me the most 

Even though she's a highly paid whore 

She'll give head to a sheep 

She can stuff three cocks in her cheek 

But she comes home to me 

She'll do the groom and the best man 

She'll slap your ass in the back of a van 

But she comes home to me 

She could fuck nine guys in a row 

But still have a tenth for me 

And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips 

Unless you pay an extra fifty 

So mister, don't you fall in love 

Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove 

Since her heart belongs to me 

She has a throat that just won't quit 

She can take all of it 

And still have room for your balls 

but she shops in the malls for me 

She'll say twelve then call back and say one 

But I don't care I know it's just work not fun 

When she blows you, Jack 

Don't you think she's not thinking of me 

She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack 

But strictly for the cash 

And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee 

to watch her put a water bottle in her gash 

(Put a water bottle in her gash) 

She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin' 

But don't you dare try to go antique-ing 

Cause she does that with me 

Her pussy's sweet as honey 

But when she moans, it's just for the money 

Unless she's sittin' on me 

She'll cram your asshole with a mouse 

But she won't do it in our house 

Tough luck, Jack 

She knows that don't fly with me 

She might eat your wife's box 

But she won't tell ya where you left your socks 

She rolled up and down your fat prick 

But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick 

She's got a face full of nuts 

And a mouth full of cocks 

She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block, 

She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game 

But they never got to know her actual name 

On your face she will piss 

On your chest she might poop 

But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup 

That's simply reserved.. 

Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya 

But she'll never thank you for free 

Cause baby... comes home to me. 

Comin' home!!