Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics - They're All Gonna Laugh At You! - Adam Sandler

Richie: "So ya doin' good?" 

Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?" 

Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours." 

Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he 

doesn't want me on the 

phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming." 

Richie: "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance 

thi..." 

[She hangs up phone] 

[Phone rings] 

Richie: "Hello?" 

Samantha: "Sorry, I thought he was coming." 

Richie: "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet 

Samantha: "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights." 

Richie: "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..." 

[She hangs up phone] 

Richie: "Come on.." 

[Phone rings] 

Richie: "Hey." 

Samantha: "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom." 

Richie: "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I 

pick you up at like 

seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really 

kickin.." 

[She hangs up the phone again] 

Richie: "Give me a break..." 

[Phone rings] 

Richie: "Hello." 

Samantha: "Sorry. It was just my dog." 

Richie: "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?" 

Samantha: "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I 

gotta go." 

Richie: "Don't hang up!" 

Samantha: "Richie, I can't talk!" 

Richie: "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk 

to him." 

Samantha: "It's not my dad." 

Richie: "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?" 

Samantha: "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here." 

Richie: "Who's there? Is it a guy!?" 

Samantha: "Richie!" 

Richie: "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!" 

Samantha: "oh.. it's just.. hold on." 

[Hands phone to guy] 

Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my 

girl! 

You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never 

born!" 

Buffoon: "Fuckin' shit!" 

Richie: "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding 

around, man! I'm crazy! I'll 

smash your head in! I swear to God!" 

Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts 

above her belly 

button." 

Richie: "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there 

and beat your face in!" 

[Richie slams down phone] 

Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?" 

Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!" 

Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."