The Cheerleader Lyrics - They're All Gonna Laugh At You! - Adam Sandler

[Sound of pom-poms] 

Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear 

some spirit!" 

[Performing cheer] 

Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, 

we're out for vic-tor-y 

- Yeah!" 

[No response] 

Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!" 

[Still no response] 

Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game 

tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -" 

Guy in crowd: "Sit down!" 

Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" [Whining] "You think this is easy 

being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!" 

Guy: "Shut up!" 

Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my 

senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my 

pom-poms with my own money." [Half-crying] 

Guy: "You suck!" 

Cheerleader: [Hurt] "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm 

not gonna 'cause you 

guys don't appreciate anything." 

[Something hurled and hit Cheerleader] 

Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate 

my school!" 

[Whining] 

[Crowd cheering softly in background] 

Guy: "We're sorry." 

[Pause] 

Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!" 

Cheerleader: [Half-crying] "Ahhaw..No..."