The Longest Pee Lyrics - They're All Gonna Laugh At You! - Adam Sandler

[Line of people talking] 

"Hey man, let me in there first" 

-"Go ahead man, take it easy" 

"Thanks, I really gotta pee" 

[Open door, close door] 

[Unzip pants] 

[Start pissin..........groaning....] 

"Oh man" 

[.....] 

"Ohhh yeah" 

[.....] 

"Ahhhh" 

[......Stop Briefly] 

"Ahh" 

[Start Pissing again..] 

"Oh man" 

[........] 

"Oh man" 

[...............] 

"Oh Man" 

[.......gets louder] 

"OH MAN" 

[..........and louder] 

"OH MAN!!" 

[............as loud as a hose] 

"OH MAN!!! OH.." 

[...........] 

"Oh no!" 

[........] 

"Oh Man!" 

[...............slows down] 

"ahhh" 

[Stops] 

"Ahhhhhh...There ya go" 

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again] 

"Oh! OH MAN!" 

[..............] 

"OH MY GOD!" 

[Banging on the Door] 

[Pissing slows down to dribble] 

"I'll be out in a minute!" 

[....dribbling...] 

"oh..oh my" 

[Stops] 

"oh...Oh thank God" 

[Zips up pants] 

[Pisses in pants] 

"Awwww MAN!" 

[People laughing] 

-"Hey man, you pissed in your pants" 

"I know" 

-"So did I" 

"I guess that makes us piss pals" 

[Horrible annoying laughter] 

[Rasberry]