Last thing I was lookin for. When I first saw you that night. Was someone with that something I couldnt walk away from. In the early mornin light. Yeah we stayed up all night just talkin.
You say you wanna let me go. Well theres on thing that you should know. I'll walk away willingly. And you'll never even hear me leave. I'll go quietly.
Written by Tom Douglas and Angela Lauer.. (© Tree Publishing Company.). From "Freedom", © 2002, RCA Nashville.. . I've learned that sex can sell anything on TV..
Skippin' school when I was a senior. My brother's ID and some cheap beer. Free bird blastin' on the radio. Mama didn't like it, but I let my hair grow.
Black smoke rolling from my old rambler. I pulled into Joe's Auto Supply. Desperate for some kind of answer. Ol' Joe he's a friend of mine. I said, "Hey Joe I've got a problem".
What's the matter with the songs he's singin'. Can't you tell that they're pretty lame. After listenin' to a couple albums. Well, they all start to sound the same.
It's all about the Pentiums, baby. Uhh, uh-huh, yeah. Uhh, uh-huh, yeah. It's all about the Pentiums, baby. It's all about the Pentiums, baby. It's all about the Pentiums, baby.
Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K.. She made a date for a half past eight. And I said, what the hey. So I journeyed to her crib, and I let myself inside.
[parody of "hold me now" by the thompson twins]. I had a pizza,. Covered with cheese.. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,. Stuck it back in the freeze..
(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens). This is a new composition which features. A random assortment of all living creatures. You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same.
(parody of "Peter And The Wolf" by Sergei Prokofiev). Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call,. "Peter and the Wolf". Are you sitting.
I wear fake gold to make up for my little cock. got my rag on backwards so I look just like 2pac. with my cap tilted cause im trying to hide the fact that im from maine.
I'm waking up, in Cheeto dust. My belly's covered with pizza crust. I'm using my inhaler now (Wheezes). I'm out of shape, fattening up. I'm sipping Coke from a Solo Cup.
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Ooh Yeah, ooh. . I'm the shelter from the storm. You know you'll always have my back. I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my buttcrack..
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If I could make love to a bottle. The first thing that I'd like to do. I'd search the world over to find one. that had the exact same circumference as you.
I sued Taco Bell... 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat. I sued Panasonic... they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat.
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right. 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite.
So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak. Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak. You just found out your toilet's overflowed.