An Oxycontin® Tale

Here comes Peter OxyContin Tale,. Hopped up on that funny trail.. You know he is especially prone. To anything that ends in "codone.". . He views life as a series of straws,.

American Dreams

Don't need those designer labels,. Don't need fairy tales or fables,. No old hat that was Clark Gable's. To dress up my self-esteem.. . I pledge allegiance to the flag,.

Alone

Alone, alone, all, all alone,. Alone on a wide, wide sea;. And never a saint took pity on. My soul in agony.. . Alone in a world. Blown clear of love,.

J'arrive U00e0 La Ville

All The Pretty Girls

They say all girls are bad news;. They say every girl's a curse.. Oh, they're quick to warn you,. Those older women are worse.. . Yeah, those pretty girls are bad news;.

El Pu00e1jaro (the Bird)

All She Wrote

Out drinking with the boys. And playing cards all night,. I heard this little voice. Saying something's not right.. . Asked the boys about it;. They said that's what men do..

All Over You

You were my dark lady in dreams,. The woman I had to possess.. I employed the most intricate schemes,. But I never met with success.. Then I found a four-leaf clover,.

Al Qaeda On The Western Front

They showed the man in custody.. His shoulders slumped, and his head was bowed.. They foiled his plan, no doubt bloody,. Is there just one killer in this crowd?.

A Stonehenge Throw Away

I saw him down below. By the fire of my foe.. I steadied my crossbow,. And let one arrow go.. . A dog let out one bark;. The fire gave off one spark..

Desdeu00f1osa (disdainful)

A Case Of The Blues

You tell me all's foul in war and love,. And every time push comes to shove,. You always shove me toward the door,. But I keep on coming back for more..

A Body Without A Heart

Did he slip, or did he step. Into the dark world beyond?. All he knew was with her death. All hope in his world was gone.. . Sixty years they stayed together,.

A Bedtime Prayer

If I should die. Before I rise,. I pray the Lord. Give you my eyes.. To see the world. The way I do,. To see what's right,. To know what's true.. To laugh at loss,.

Your Mama's Behind Bars Blues

Your mama's behind bars;. Your step momma is too.. Can't pass up those fancy cars. When their keys are in plain view.. . Can't figure how they got caught;.

Abro La Ventana

Ahora me levanto. De esta cama. Ahora. Abro la ventana. Y entra la luz. Con el viento. Ahora te siento. Y estas tan lejos. De aqu. . Si un da te vas. Y ya no vuelves ms.

What's A Guy Gotta Do?

What's a guy gotta do. To catch a break in this town?. There's always the man in blue. Wearin' a badge and a frown.. After a year or two,. It starts to get you down..

Way Back Home

Hate is rapping at our door;. We can't live here anymore.. Drugs have taken down our schools;. Thugs are breaking down our rules.. . We'd better hip hop to it;.

Viagra Waltz

She's dancing through high-rise apartments,. Stepping through sleeper car compartments;. There's a heated debate on global warming,. They're buzzing about killer bees swarming;.

Twisted

Skyrocketing gas prices,. Another Mideast crisis.. Life is full of surprises -. Self-destructive devices. . Racial hatred without end;. Bigots up around the bend..