Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler. Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's. Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler. Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler.
Debaser of ancient debacles. Shattered worlds, twisted fables. Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean. Black blood boils as I vent my spleen. . Obliteration, my destiny.
My life is in a rut, I need a good. in this room!. Hand of Doom--Dontcha know--He's. kick in the butt! My mind meets the. U learn how to rock!. U-ain't-shit-until!.
YOU! Screwed it all up,. Ruined everything for everyone.. YOU! Won't even admit that. it was all your fault.. WHOAH! The self indulgent ego. will bring you down where ever you go..
Tor.... Tormentor.... . Born into the fog of war. It left a scar. He watched his family turn to sludge. He was appalled, they often are. . Because. Here are the skulls of the vanquished.
Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollen. with pus, I shall further expound. As the. vultures swirl, the batons twirl. We've come. for your entrails. And now it's time for death..
I'm the manager with the mostest. I clear the profits from the concert grosses. I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses. I'm not a Jew but God has chose us.
Lets go Tick-tits!. . Well have you seen her tits?. When they are covered in ticks. It's shit like that. That makes monks shag their wicks. Say have you seen her ticks?.
Scanning the crowd.. Defiling the writhing masses.. I saw your death,. Impaled on iron fences.. Your fate was sealed.. Your doom, to died on TV Because your death,.
Bring forth those we have granted life. So that they'. Must die. . Death!. Death to life!. . Break him ' break him on the wheel. . Death!. Death to life!.
He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie. When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie. HA!. . Zit-scarred and unpopular. He's at the show alone. Running his mouth to no one at all.
Here's a little something from a God to a slave. I never should of been let out the fucking microwave. I'm on this planet, I'm running a muck. I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck.
In the keep of GWAR, much torment remains. Despite of the bodies hacked in twain. So many had died in the viscous campaign. That their femurs alone made a fine mountain.
Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse. Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls. The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin.
Well, I'm traveling down the road. And I'm carrying that heavy load. I stagger around in a stupor. Sleazy, I cant do the show. . Hanging out backstage.
FOOLS. how dare you try to make a slave of me,. Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe.. It only allowed me to infiltrate your own race.. How easy it was for me to gain control of the.
I'll come to town for you. Dress up like a clown for you. Pull my pants on down for you. Then I'll crawl away. . I will blow hot fart on you. I will build an R-2 D-2.
Cross-creviced chasms vast. And endless plains of unshaven ass. Our time in Hell draws to the last. . We call upon the Master of the Pit. Have you got a toilet? I must take a shit.
(Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death). Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink -. a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs.
(Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death). Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink -. a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs.