My dog's stomach was very upset, so we put him in the car and we went to the vet. And on our way to the vet, we killed a cat. I say, isn't that ironic?.
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"There's things I don't want to be misconstrued in my act that I feel often are. I don't want you leaving my show thinking that I think I know better than people or that I, I think I'm better than people in general. Um, okay, I just wanted to put that out there. Uh, this is a song from the perspective of God.".
I saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian. For 15 cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies. Old peoples' skin sags because it is being pulled toward the underworld.
High School party, senior year. Boys and girls are all sippin on beer. I like soda, wheres the soda. Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda.
We live in a binary reality, we do. It's a world of black and white. There's only two types of people in this world:. Those who can finish lists. . What is art? You know, what is art?.
Walkin my poodles, man it never gets old. With my dogs on my leash I got bitches on the hold,. A first aids kit? Thats a rhesus monkey,. I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!.
When I say "hey,". You say "hoe!". Hey (hoe!) Hey (hoe!). That's basically how Hitler rose to power. . My ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch,. But you know, they say,.
Now the show is done. I hope that you had gut trembling. Or something resembling fun. And if you watch this thing alone. You probably didn't laugh. But maybe a few times.
Art is dead, art is dead. Art is dead, art is dead. . Entertainers like to seem complicated. But we're not complicated. I can explain it pretty easily.
This songs about how deep I am. I'm really fucking deep bro. So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep. . Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?.
I want to stare into the sun. Until my eyes are burned and done. When everybody's learned to pray. The rabid wolves come out to play. . You're fading out.
Vince's story should be a lesson to us all. Can't deny 'I get high, when I'm high on speed' he's right. . Step aside and clear the path, I'm now invincible.
People's heads are loaded with different kinds of stuff. Some can't carry the burden of the consequence they get.. . I don't know what they talkin' about.
I've been asking why. For all my life. Still too far from the truth. . I've been hearing lies. For too long now. Looking for a piece of mind. . Why are all the drummers in our band.
I am the future, I'm this instant. I am the visions from the past. . There is no hunter without hunt. You are the reason I exist. . I live in your mind.
Life fades, dies in my eyes. I can't see any beauty. . Nobody knows my devotion. Only me. . Hourglass turned upside down. Countdown has already begun.
I'm not responsible for my actions tonight. You should stay away from me when I drink too much. More likely Long Island on the job. . I don't dance or cry a lot.
Fat Boy'da bir hamburger yiyeyim derken ilk defa gördüm onu. Nefis bir motordu, istediğim herşey işte oradaydı. . 3 2 1 Gaz. Bana hiç birşey olmaz. Önümden çekil.
I once was in a business,. Left my heart at home,. Felt like a slave everyday.. . A slave to the grind,. Has nothing much to do,. Just needs a better life..