Founds total 380914 songs
To The Quasar: The Taurus Pulsar/quasar 3c273
"We are on our way to the quasar, an object as bright as a galaxy. Our hope is that the quasar may contain an unfathomable source of power and peril at its center ... a black hole.".
Kill Yourself
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?. Have you ever felt two-feet tall?. Have you ever thought man if only I was anybody else at all?. They like to kick you when times get rough.
Lower Your Expectations (if You Want Love)
We all want love. How many single ladies out there looking for love tonight?. (Whoo) Yeah, 'whoo' that sadness away. Some more where that came from. Ladies, I know what you want (want, want).
Welcome To Youtube
Before Youtube I walked through life.... And now I frolic.. Youtube's been like a farther to me, except you Youtube's not an Al-coholic. Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid that though he was funnier and cooler then he actually was....
What's Funny
My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious. Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,. It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive,.
Words, Words, Words
I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady. But nice cause I texted Haiti. 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80.. Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words".
Theoretical Dick Jokes
I wanted to be a physicist when I was younger, and I also wanted to be a comedian, but only one of those worked out, so I'd like to try to do both now in a bit that I call theoretical dick jokes. It goes like this:.
Traditional Stand-up
We got a little serious there.. I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting",. And we're back.. . Do you guys like impressions?. (Yeah.). "Why?" That was Socrates..
Sad
(This is a song about how sad I am.. Just picture a depressed onion cutting himself.). . I met a homeless man named Rich.. Isn't that terrible.. I saw a flyer for a lost dog.
Sluts
Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.. No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts.. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin,.
Straight White Male
Walking around I've got no one to talk to. There's everyone and then there's just me. If I could change don't you think that I'd do it. God only knows why he cursed me to be.
One Man Shows
I'm 19 years old, I'm a young comedian. I hate that term, "young comedian", you know. I prefer "prodigy". And people, they pigeonhole me as a comic. You know, which is so disingenuous 'cause I'm not a comic, I'm an artist.
Rant
All the seats at the Sunday masses,. Filled with the mass's massive asses,. Classes pass as fast as molasses.. Ceremonial reading glasses.. Read a little bit of Leviticus..
Rehab Center For Fictional Characters
Well, hello everyone!. Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.. Umm, alright.. Lets get right to it. Who wants to start us off?. How about you Chris??.
New Math
So here's a song that takes. Something that's not so fun, math,. And makes it offensive. . What's a pirate minus the ship?. Just a creative homeless guy.
Oh Bo
Intro (spoken):. I feel like hip hop. used to be a voice for the voiceless,. and now it's become, at least in the mainstream,. a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility..
Men And Women
men and women. men are like vows, cause they are easily broken, oh yeah. women are like cows, because they both have vaginas. men are like muzzles, because they will try to shut you up, oh yeah.
My
One two three four. . People think I'm tall. You probably do too. Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe. And a 16 shoe. . As tall as a tree. But as wide as a twig.
Nerds
I'm a faggot, I'm a retard. I got a girl's bag and a v-card. I got three friends and a whack-ass ride. You can judge by the cover cause it's shitty on the inside.
I'm Bo Yo
What's that?. My six song album entitled "Bo Fo Sho" is currently available on iTunes. With three songs that have never been heard on the internet?. Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get aids?.
forgotlyrics.com is website search lyrics
Quick links
Contact
Please contact us via email: [email protected]
2016 © All Rights Reserved.