My Father

I shudder to think what my father would think. If he came home and found me in bed. With more then just one. But several of some. Lovely big strawberries.

Me

When you're feeling blue. You don't know what to do. Just call on me. I'll make it worth your while. I'll always be at home. You'll never be alone. As long as I'm there with you.

Me -reprise

You'd never think to look at. You'd never think to look at. That building there is where there. Used to be trees. . You'd never think it,would you?. You'd never think it,would you?.

Love Being Faxed By You

Oh what a feeling when you're up all night. Get home to see that in the morning light. Whether it's cold out there's no doubt. Love being taxed by you.

Matrimony

I've no wish to hurry you luv. But have you seen the time. It's quarter to ten and we're supposed to be there. at nine. I don't think the registrar. Will be very pleased.

Looking (at Tale Of Two Meanings)

I'm looking for a man who knows how to finish. Better than to begin. I'm looking for a girl whose age is Virginia. Name around seventeen. I'm looking for a tie that won't get knotted.

Lost A Friend

When you read about somebody special. Who has met an untimely end. Although you didn't even know them personally. Feels like you've lost a friend. . And to all the cynics who think Lennon.

Live Now Pay Later

Give me that money boy and don't look down. I'm tired of being beaten up and bullied around. Got an ambition that I'm gonna fulfill. And If It means taking money well you know I will.

Just As You Are

You may not be the world's. Most beautiful, glittering glamorous star. But you're all in the world that I'll ever need. And I love you just as you are.

Just Like Me

There's a swinging little place. On the outskirts of town. There's a rocking little band. That will have you jumping up and down-. You just grab your car and take a drive.

It's So Easy To Be Sad

See the statues in the square. They almost look alive. It's amazing after all these years. How they've survived. . Two young children gazing at them. Faces so forlorn.

January Git

I still believe in Sunday as being a day of rest. And maybe it's because I'm an Irishman. That I like Dublin best. Still whose who are you to tell me I'm alright Fred.

It's Easy To See When Your Blind

Is It A Crime?

Is it a crime to say I love you. A crime to say I care. Is it a crime to want you madly. With me everywhere. Is it a crime to be reminded. That someone close to you is true.

It Ain't For Me

I have not a girl that's mine. I have not a friend. I have not got a place to live. Indeed it seems the end. But it ain't for me. As I've got myself which matters most.

Introduction (southpaw)

Well, before we go any further, we agree. It's a pleasure to introduce Gilbert's L.P.. It's a pleasure of course providing we are paid. If not, we think it's the worst one he has made.

Intro (himself)

Ladies and Gentlemen. Allow me to present myself to you. On this my first L.P. debut..

Introduction

Now you've turned me over. You're on the other side. I hope that up to now. There's been at least one track you've liked. And even if there hasn't. I won't give up just yet.

In My Hole

Everytime a bell rings. I go berserk. I climb into my hole. And sit there like a mole. . Playing with the dirt. Contradicting people who think of me as being.

Independent Air

Oh no said I don't dare defy my word. Don't you impede my heart. Make my sight blurred. Unless of course you feel. . That confrontations are funny. Or sad with occasional sunny.