At Least I Got Laid

(Royston and Antony Langdon). . *Here, Antony writes a good-humored song about getting laid when all else fails. As a running joke, Ant claims to have written the song in a different city for every time the song is played.*.

Anonymous

Come on, come on. Everything's dandy. He's got slingshot teeth like a hot bamboo. He wakes up every morning at the crack o' two. Have you seen him?. Well, if you know who I mean there's no need to ask.

And It Is

(Royston Langdon). . I wasn't perfect in the pastor's eyes. You say you love me and I don't ask why. Cause now I know. Now I know. . Two fools in love.

Almond Kisses

(Antony Langdon). . Additional lead vocals by Michael Stipe. . Slow breeze slipping through my fingers. Cold dreams ejected from my mind. Wet face pressed against a window.

Adam And Steve

(Royston Langdon). . Adam and Steve fell in love. In the Garden of Eden, they were. Meant to be as happy as Larry. And they never had to worry 'bout. Holding hands in the park.

A Real Waste Of Food

(Royston Langdon). . *Here, Royston takes some swipes at Antony, and we are given a Roy's-eye-view of the two brother's sibling rivalry.*. . As he turns the page of a shining new card entitled, "To: the pissing of a stranger".

2nd Avenue

She came from money. He called her honey. Her family makes wine. He's robbing her blind. When I see her and you on 2nd Avenue,. Well, it makes me wanna spew.

Winning Is For Losers

Did you know when you woke up today that you were gonna sign your life away?. And you don't even believe in the NRA, now your body might just stay:. Now that he's in power its soon your finest hour.

Whoa!

Doesn't seem that long ago. we never rocked with the baby - oh. I almost lost my head. It was that song we heard on the radio. . I said whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh!.

Whatever You Want

So, you're gonna waste time?. Step back and take your place. Always standing on the sideline. There's always someone new like you to bring our level down.

Undeliverable

I walked the stairs up to your floor, I was meaning to pay a long overdue call. A dark man opened up your door, "no english" he could say but that was all.

Tonight

Too much. You'd go all night. And now I know I'm right. You said "I'm fine" and I believed, but now, my love-goodnight. You're gonna bring me down tonight.

Together

Everyone's had a day like yours,. But you should know that you're not alone,. 'Cause we'll be there with you always,. Call us up. Let's go!. . I know when I go low,.

Thinking Of You

Sometimes I look at you. Making five out of two and two. And I wonder how far you will go. Across this frequent mile. My heart breaks and I force a smile.

Thin Ice

I might not know just everything. But what I hear is that you kind of brought this on yourself. Well not quite you, but some before. They set it up so that the one you're after sat on top, they put him in a privileged spot.

There's A Banana In My Ear

You said "They hate us for our freedoms". You said "There'll soon be less to hate". You said "Keep your voices low" and. You said "Always trust the state".

The Nine To Life

The Land Of The Clear Blue Radio

You're on a roll 'cause you're rockin the loud part. You're on a roll 'cause you rock it hard. You're on a roll 'cause you're rockin the fast part. You're on a roll kids all like it loud.

Ten

1. Because you're funny. 2. You're not too fat. 3. You never stand up to take anybody's crap. 4. You think I'm sexy!. 5. You're never late. 6. You always think up the most interesting dates.

Tailwind

I watched you grow older. I watched you struggle to find your own feet and stand. I measured your footsteps, starts, and stutters as you learned to be your own man.