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Lamer Than Lame

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall, yeah yeah. Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick. I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick. You won't check me out.


Kiss Me Deadly

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

I Went to a party last Saturday night. I didn't get laid I got in a fight uh-huh. It ain't no big thing. Late for my job and the traffic was bad. Had to borrow 10 bucks from my old man uh-huh.



Karaoke King

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

He might sing for all the ladies. In the front row. The luckiest one will catch the scarf that he throws. In the mood for Huey Lewis. Or maybe a show tune.


Judas Priestly

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2015
Updated: 10 years ago

Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5. But they've still got a sensitive side. When they want our sympathy. They put down their flying V's. Ballads show how much they care.


You Know What

Artist: N*e*r*d
Year: 2008
Updated: 10 years ago

At first it started with the eyes. I'm like uh-uh, no way, yo sister cant know. And so the tension slowly build. You got them slanted eye, ya kills. All systems go.


Jonathan

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

Straight out of Boston. To reinvent the modern rock and roll. He put down the cigarette. And dropped out of B.U.. . Too sensitive for this world. Too sensitive for that girl.


Jenna Bush Army

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

There's a new leader in the lands. With a platform I understand. I saw her face in the magazine. She looks hot in her tight jeans. . Keep marching on.


Yeah You

Artist: N*e*r*d
Year: 2008
Updated: 10 years ago

I was at a show backstage untying my shoes. There was your friend from WireImage, standing beside her was you. Nigo told me don't do it, my nice image would go up in fumes.


Jacket

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

When you borrowed it that night. You wore my jacket for the last time. The jacket used to be our history. Now it's only covered with your memory. . So much time I spent with you now.


I've Got A Boner For Christmas

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

I've got a boner for Christmas. . Mend up your stocking hole. Cause this lump ain't ne'er coal. I've got a boner for Christmas. . Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins.



I'm Not A Loser

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2009
Updated: 10 years ago

I roll down Haley street. In my 5.O, no. Got the ragtop down. So my vegas can blow ,yea. My wheels are spinning. My rims are shining. On the street,yea.


Windows

Artist: N*e*r*d
Year: 2008
Updated: 10 years ago

Every single night I'm staring in her window. She's fresh in a towel and the lights are dimmed low. If you seen, what I've seen, she's a 10 yo. You would be, staring in her window.


I Only Eat Candy

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

Oh. . I, I don't kill and I don't murder. Or manufacture atomic weapons. And I don't eat meat. And I don't eat vegetables, no no no. . 'Cause I only eat candy.


I Know What You're Getting For Xmas

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year?. No. Well let me tell you about it!. . For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree.


I Can't Help Myself

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

You've got style. You've got class. And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass.. . I made him angry. I made him annoyed. When I sent you funny pictures from my Polariod..


Truth Or Dare

Artist: N*e*r*d
Year: 2002
Updated: 10 years ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on the dance floor burning up. Music turn it up. Baby I'm. Real hot so is it my turn to touch you. Baby you. Look like you're buzzin' on ex with 3D effects.


Hotel California

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

She works all day at the Burger King. Gettin' greasy for the dollars. Promoted to fries. But there's tears in her eyes. It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her.


Hospital

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

You wanted to save her. From her heavy metal behavior. soft sadness in her world and. So you made her be your girlfriend. When she sang those songs it made you cry.


Thrasher

Artist: N*e*r*d
Year: 2008
Updated: 10 years ago

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!. Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!. . Every once in a while there is some asshole. Givin' you shit, 'cause something in his life won't fold. Usually I walk away, the peace offerin' of the day.


Hollywood Babe

Artist: Nerf Herder
Year: 2007
Updated: 10 years ago

Saturday night you're high on crank. eating club sammwiches at Ben Franks. Hollywood Babe it's just not my trip. . Buying your groceries at Pink Dot. Trying to be somebody that your aren't.


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