Alternative Is Here To Stay (alternative Version)

Alternative Is Here To Stay

All My Promises

Adjectives

Got home from camping last spring,. saw people, places, and things.. We barely had arrived,. friends asked us to describe. the people, places, and every last thing..

A Zillion Years

It'll take a zillion years. that's a long time. we'll all be dead, past our prime. it'll cost a zillion dollars to pay the debt. and a zillion other details.

A Weekend In Hogboro

A Song About A Girl Who Went Shopping

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing

I'm thinking yes I am. I'm talking with my hands. trying to get you to understand. your brain thinks awful thoughts. wish I could switch it off. we'd both be better off.

...and I Will Be With You

Let me tell you honey how it's gonna be. You're gonna sit around all night and watch tv: "American Ninja II" ...and I will be with you.. And if somebody tries to call up on the phone, you'll let it ring and just pretend that no one's home. You'll know what to do ...and I will be with you..

Aren't You Clever

The way you leave me in the dark. Aren't you clever. The way you space things apart. Feels like forever. . And I can't predict the changes,. Everything's so strange.

Waltz For Grandma's Sake

Old age wisdom and the world grown bald. But you're still amazed by every little hair that falls. And I wonder if repetition makes one forget. 'cause I'm under the impression that you're fraudulent.

Violenza Domestica

For those of you who care, an additional adder found the lyrics translated into english.. . In Italian and then English:. . "VIOLENZA DOMESTICA". . Cattivo come adesso non lo sono stato mai.

Vanity Fair

You're not human. You're a miracle. A preacher with an animal's face. In your sexy. Neon smokescreen. Lie the supersalesmen of vanity. . Even your shadow worships you.

Travolta (quote Unquote)

All behold the spectacle. A fleshy limbless rectangle. Sitting on a pedestal. So nasal handicapable. . Sniff and remember silver ball. Contortions that he can't recall.

The Secret Song

Quiet. Don't tell anybody. Don't let 'em know. There's a secret. . I know the secret song now. They wouldn't tell me. But somehow I found out. Yeah. .

The Holy Filament

The Air-conditioned Nightmare

Inside of me today. There is no one. Only asteroids and empty space. A waste. . ...They're looking through the windows at me.... . Get me out of this air-conditioned nightmare.

Sweet Charity

Save me. The heavens have opened. The storm is over. So let's start the parade.... . Raindrops. Will turn to laughter. Forever after. In your technicolor heartbeat.

Stubb (a Dub)

Squeeze Me Macaroni

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter. Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong.