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Twenty Pints
Sup up, lad, I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat. Than you've supped tonight.. Bonnington's or Willy's lads?. Willy's tastes like piss.. I've got ten pints down me neck the night,.
The Macc Lads' Party
Where's the fucking party?. Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts,. Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts.. Now Peter's supping bitter, he's getting really canned,.
Toothpaste Kisses
Cradle me, I'll cradle you. I'll win your heart with a woop-a-woo. Pullin' shapes just for your eyes. . So with toothpaste kisses and lines. I'll be yours and you'll be.
The Lads From Macc
Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine,. We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time.. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub,. We like us ale and we like us grub,.
Tab After Tab
Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup,. Crack after crack after crack after crack we fuck,. There's a pink giving me the wink,. And she'll make me finger stink,.
Tissue Shoulders
Never cry on your own, never cry. But when you cry. Just try and find some perfect stranger. With the tissue shoulders on. . 'Cos I know the score and it's hard.
Spit It Out
Seen it spit it out. Out of all control. Nothing call things calls out. Spit it out, spit it out. Spit till all she die. When the world shut up. When the ???.
Sweatty Betty
Well - She wore big knickers and she worked on't sewage farm.. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,.
Something Like Happiness
Oooooh. You just know when you know you just know. Oooooh. You got somewhere to go when you go. . Must be like nothing else. Must be like nothing else.
Stoppy Back
Come on lads and lasses will you finish up your glasses,. Let's go home.. Now you know the regulations I don't want an explanation,. Time to go.. Fuck off you twat, we want to stoppy back, stoppy back..
Saturday Night
It was Saturday night, we were dressed for the kill,. I've got my rubbers, Stez wants one on the pill. 'Come on lads, stop hanging around, get in the car and we'll hit the fucking town.'.
Now He's A Poof
Get stuffed you arse bandit.. One of me best mates,. He come from Macc,. And we used to go out pulling crack,. Now we know it were just a farce,. 'Cos he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse..
No Sheep 'til Buxton
Sheep shaggers..... Went up in the hills,. We was on a binge,. Look for some pubs and up some minge.. Couldn't find us no beer,. We just found sheep,.
Nagasaki Sauce
Well the weekend is coming and it's time for a bath,. We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh,. So leave the dog at home or it'll want some drinks..
My Pub
I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year,. It were half a crown then fer buy me beer,. But they closed it down fer redecorate,. They said we'll knock a wall down,.
Miss Macclesfield
She was the perfect woman,. She was my kind of a bird,. 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word.. She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse,.
Precious Time
Pound for pound and cheek to cheek. Cheek paler than the lamp-light. Take me down to light the box. And play Super Scalextrics. . You turn to this darkness.
Manfred Macc
There she was just walking down Mill St,. She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size?.
Lucy Lastic
Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,. One is death and the other's a nurse,. Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it,. But I gave her one and her tits were that big,.
Pelican
So soon we, so soon we, so soon we too old to carry,. And we knew we, and we knew we, and we knew we only had a little while,. In the middle, in the middle, in the middle, just keep ticking over,.
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