Boddies

Well you ain't been goin' down the pub,. You ain't been playing darts,. You ain't been doin' what you should,. You've been hangin' out with yer tart..

First Love

First love, last love. Only love, it's only love. . First love, last love. Only love, it's only love. . Do you miss home?. Do you miss home?. And are you cool.

Bloik!

Yaaaaaaaaaw!. Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with extra lamps on,. Always dickin' prattin',. Looked like a reuseable tampon.. Tried to chat the birds up,.

Blackpool

Ben Nevis

He squidges in the van,. All twenty four stones,. He gets three kebabs and he eats them on his own,. Quick trouser cough Nevis touches cloth,. Fuck fuck hide behind a truck, all the windows are steaming up..

Dinosaurs

True ring, true ring. Gonna make this crystal sing. Other ways, other ways, otherwise. We're just going backward. . True ring, true ring. Gonna make this songbird sing.

Alton Towers

Fucking right.. Bank holiday Monday,. Sunday Hours.. So let's fuck off to Alton Towers.. Ten to two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars.. Fit crack on the lake but her mate's got a flabby arse..

All Day Drinkin'

Staggered in MacDonalds on a Friday afternoon,. All the pubs were shut,. There were knob all else fer do.. I said, "Gissus a Big Mac now you spotty little twat.".

Colour It In

Let's fight the men of science. Cold, calculating, Desperate Dans. The sex fiends and angry hippies. The schnooky schnooks and the glamour pusses, and the.

All In Your Rows

So, it's stars and crosses. Reasoning for losses. You learn right from wrong and then. . You write the book yourself. Right the wrongs, you know. And then you're all in your rows.

About Your Dress

It's just what all young lovers do. It's just what all young lovers do. . I noticed you. You stood out like a sore thumb. The most beautiful sore thumb I'd ever seen.

What In This World

I see you smile. and I wonder what you mean. with that expression. I can't be sure. Cause you have. fooled me before. And every day. I try so hard. to find you.

Rainbow Colours

Two hours since you went away. Already feels like seven days. I can't say that I'm unhappy though. I just hate it when you have to go. . If it's one in a million.

My Hometown

It's been too long. too many nights. If I could change or. turn back time one hour. with you my flower. I can't pretend I'm. still the same. My friends keep saying.

I Know You Are The One

I fell in love at once I saw you. I just knew you were the one. Though people tried to talk me over. It couldn't stop my feelings grow. I could feel the hard time's changing.

Hold On To Love

When you are feeling down hearted. Sometimes the world is going to fast. Just think of what we have started. And put all your doubts right back in the past.

First In Line

Constricted dreams that sleeps in my mind. Now seem to guide me in my daily life. I raise a glass for, those tears gone by. A ray of hope upon my newborn eyes.

Pnp (patron & Percocet)

[Hook: M80]. I can change your life. I'll change the feel of your body. Lay this pill right on your tongue. Wait 'til it kick like karate. I'm miles and miles away.

Sweet Home Alabama

Big wheels keep on turning. Carry me home to see my kin. Singing songs about the Southland. I miss Alabamy once again. And I think its a sin, yes. . Well I heard mister Young sing about her.

Simple Man

Mama told me. When I was young. Come sit beside me. My only son. And listen closely. To what I say. And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day (Oh yeah).