Proud To Be Canadian

I'm proud to be a Canadian. Pass me another beer. I'm proud to be a Canadian. Hold my seat while i take a piss. . Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose.

One Cheque From The Street

Old School

I'm an old school punk rocker - He's a Punk Rocker!. And I can play, hay hay hay - Not One note!. 'cause when we started out - Out Out Out!. You didn't have to - Not Necessary!.

Oh Wendy O

My Mother Was A Man

My Kingdom On Earth

She can have the kitchen, She can have the bathroom, I'll even let her have the den. 'cause everything I need, even a bit of weed, Is safe inside my kingdom.

My Girl

Oh my girl she's a bit homely. She's got a few fleas and a touch of the mange. On fact she's so oh oh oh oh so god damn ugly. Oh my girl she's got a big sticky tongue.

My Erection

you know the world is ruled by a couple of dozen pricks. I sure hope that they don't shoot too quick. . my erection - is all i can feel. my erection - is all i can see.

Marijuanathon

You Are

Oh to fever. Float through the whole day. Won't step forward to grab. For a starting. You are. You are. You are. You are. . You are my first hello and my last goodbye.

Wins And Losses

There were a thousand suns that burned,. In the city of my eyes.. But I couldn't hold on to her. It's a matter of fact, It's a matter of fact.. . (Chorus).

Let's Get Drunk

I got a few bucks and nothing to do. Let's spend some quality time, just me and you. . I don't give a shit how I feel tomorrow. I wanna do it right now cause all my time is borrowed.

Typical

Building her all upside down. I outta know by now. You can't have what you can't touch. . She is magical, she is radiant, she is kinetic. I can't stand it.

Kill The Hosers

Let's kill that kid cause he's a jerk. Let's kill his friends cause they look worse. Let's rape that chick cause she's a slut. And we're real horny and we wanna get fucked.

Kill Johnny Stiff

We got gigs over here we got gigs over there. We got gigs everywhere we ain't playin' nowhere. . Kill Johnny Stiff do it now. Kick him in the head stamp him in the ground.

The Last Thing We'll Ever Do

Where do I go when Im walkin out the door,. And what do I say when its all been said before,. But how do I lie to myself when you know its true,. We both love like its the last thing well ever do..

Is This How A Punk Song Goes?

Is this how a punk song goes?. I'm asking you. Like you should know?. 'cause I don't wanna blow another 20 years playing guitar. When I should have been modeling running shoes!.

Inside My Head

I don't think you understand. Just where the fuck we're coming from. You think that the world is bland. And we're here to relieve the monotony. . I don't care what you think you can't see inside my head.

She'll Never Tell

She never knew she was a beauty. She must have made a lot of grown men cry. In her eyes she's always playing out some movie. She just told a dying love goodbye.

Outsider

Lalalalalalalalalala. Lalalalalalalalalalala. Standing on the edge of the begining and the end. Ohh so this is what it feels like. 87th floor of a high rise in New York.