Christina Bin Laden

Things will never be the same now that you've got that shitty name. She can't even go to school until she thinks to kill is cool. Everyone hates Christina Bin Laden.

Candycanes And Cola

It feels like I'm falling down. I turn around and you're not there. why was everything so shallow and low. why was I so.... never again. . take two steps back and close my eyes.

Black Sabbath

Acting like black sabbath is lots of fun. Their records sound so heavy when I turn them on. I jump up and down and pretend I'm them. I can almost make the change.

Audrey In Sacramento

I don't wanna see you again. that's what she said as she waved goodbye. Audrey will live alone in Sacramento way beyond the coast. . that's when she said something that shook my heart.

Big Ass Truck

Apparently, Hoverboards Don't Work On Water

Focus on nothing, only your face.. Follow me closely, into the night.. Just for one last time, turn out the light.. And if you wake up turn out the lights..

Ben Hoffman's Nose

Ben Gets Off

Oh eee ooo awe - oh eee ooo hey. Oh eee ooo awe - oh eee ooo hey. ben gets off. ben gets off.

Angels With Even Filthier Souls

Just stay the night. And well see that things can work out. And this will last forever. How long can we wait for things to change. And this will last forever.

Bedtime Story

Flesh and blood and splattered guts. Dripping brains and radiation. Everybody's mutilated. Screaming missiles and burning babies. . This is just a bed time story to help you through the night.

Argh Fuck Kill

Bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla, etc.. Argh...Fuck...Kill.

America Eats Her Young

America as often been called the land of opportunity. But you better be careful which one you choose 'cause it might come with a penalty. There's lots of good jobs working in a factory cranking out the land mines.

Who You Guna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes

This Is Why We Don't Have Nice Things

I guess it's where we have to let it end,. It seems our best intentions came up short on us again,. Can you see the sunset from your highway?. And can you leave those plans for us behind?.

The Lost, The Lucky

After All These Beers

The Dude Abides

it's as if you started out on the front page paper newstand pixelated in black and white, this picture of you now is still beautiful somehow armed with a guy that's not me.

1967

It doesn't matter. I've got a library. I've got a swimmimg pool. I drive the Lamborghini. Dad drives the Cadillac. Mom's got an MG. I don't have a job.

The Beautiful Double Sided Sword

this parking lot, these windows fog transparancy, this radio dubs all of me, august felt us kissing under waterfalls, salty faces choked up on goodbye, it's the last time.

So Much For Nostalgia

This stoy keeps writing itself, pages and chapters of you and I, of things that I wish would have happened, of things that I wish you would say, then you whispered to me said I missed you, as I silently basked in your words, these eight letters that keep me from growing, out and away from you.