Tuesday - yes, it was Tuesday. When I saw my congressman coming out of the titty bar. He didn't look like my congressman, but that's okay. Nobody really looks like themselves anymore.
Now my life is easy. My life ain't hard. I'm gonna spend all day. In my fuckin' backyard. I ain't got no money. Hell, I don't care. My parents let me use their credit card.
[untitled]. . Now, you talk about that Bohagus boy. You know him, Billy Bohagus? They. Found him last week out behind the barn [dramatic pause] with his math.
Now Everybody's Me. . Rodney: Joe, shut up!. . Everybody hates Edie Brickell. All my favourite shows are on TV. All the restaurants serve my favourite food.
This is living. I've got everything I want at my fingertips. Just have to clap and lights turn on. . I've got several piles of records. I don't know which one I'll put on next.
Why did I give my neighbors. The head of a chicken last night?. Did I think a headless chicken could. Make everything alright?. Why do I do these bad things.
Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump. Let's test our love, let's press our luck. Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped. Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump.
Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit. Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun. Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water.
This next song is dedicated to the members of Why Guy(?). and it's called Milkmen Stomp. . We are the Milkmen. We are the Milkmen. We are the Milkmen.
Hangin' out in the commode. Listening to Depeche Mode. You look like some kind of toad. Why are you a moron?. . Got a skateboard "gnarly rad". With money from your mom and dad.
Dean: Hey there's a big airplane goin' by.. Rodney: Get it! Go! Go!. Some Recording Guy: It's on the track. Rodney: Leave it! Get it on the track!. Joe: Get it! Get it! Catch it!.
(1.2.3.huh). Little Billy drunk on beer. Plops down behind the steering wheel. His prom date pukes on her brand new dress. He wonders who'll clean up the mess.
He's quiet on the inside. Something from his past. Come on the surface. But that's never gonna last. Say one wrong word. Something nobody knew. What's in his head.
There's a little man in my head. And he's drunk all of the time. He sits there on a bench. Holding a monkey wrench. Sometimes he beats it up against my mind.
Sometimes I like to be alone (x2). But when I hear your voice. I don't have any choice. I want to crawl right through the phone. And I don't want to be alone.
I ran into a friend of mine. Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme. I said "You can fool some of them some of the time,. But you can only fool half them all of the time".
She looked like a corpse on my front porch. Clutching the spawn of her latest divorce, saying. Let's get the baby high. . Oh little pig, little pig, let me in.
(1--2--1-2-1.2.3.4). . Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry. Are words I use at the laundromat. Reading the news, and watching the people. That's what I do at the laundromat.
My subconscious mind. Has got me in a bind. Your love has made me blind. Let go my ego!. . I feel the cold wind blow. It feels like 10 below. I'm feelin' oh, so low.
(spoken) Move closer and make selected noises.. . (stupid noises). Land of the shakers. . (stupid noises). Land of the shakers. . (stupid noises). Land of the shakers.