Kicking Distance

Well, there's wine on the page. And my heart's enraged. And I must call the cops on myself. And my bony hands. . Probe the bed for your body. But I'm left once again on the shelf.

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet

Who stole my wallet. While I was away?. It must have been ken follet. He always had his way. With my baby. I never liked his novels. They seemed oblique.

Impala

I love girl, girl love me. It not all, it crack up to be. Soda pop, radio on. Dedicate my girl a song. . Gone are days of simple things. Got to buy baby diamond rings.

I Thought I Saw You Last Night

I'm not easily scared by things that go bump in the night. There's not many things that give me a fright. I can walk down a lonely block. Not a lot can make my old knees knock.

Hawaiian Songs That Don't Sound Hawaiian

Hawaiian songs that don't sound hawaiian. Man, it's so hot down here that I'm frying. Two eggs on the sidewalk, it's a hundred in the shade. Sippin' on a soda, man, you guys got it made.

Happy Bitter Valentine's Day

Happy valentine's, shmalentine's, valentine's day, america.. Oooh, they get to go out to dinner with people that you don't really have much to say to and you struggle over words with a bunch of yuppies at the restaurant too and it's all crowded and everything 'cause I have to go out 'cause I was told to. like pavlov's dogs we just march in, like, a little pilgramage on our mecca to a stupid restaurant buying bad hallmark cards. oooh, and we'll get in trouble. I didn't do anything for valentine's day. what are you gonna do? oh, my god, I'm gonna be in trouble. well, I'm not participating in your little reindeer games, america. ho, ho, I'm not bitter. not at all. not me..

Toothbrush

Love starts with a toothbrush,. a Bic razor and a Dixie cup,. a little splash of aftershave,. before you leave on that first date. a sea of stars flash in your eyes.

Good Morning

You hold your head in your hands. And I don't have a way. To climb inside your body. And just hang out and stay. And everybody's asking. When your coming back.

Love's Gotta Go Somewhere

They said I didn't know what to do. With my time or what to pour my heart into. After I lost her.. 'Cause all that love got bottled up,. And sittin' 'round the house day after day.

Forbidden Fruit

She hopped in my car. Faster than bar time. "Honey, would you. Like a date?", she said. . It wasn't even an original line. And my pants, they tightened.

Everything About You (remix)

I love everything about you. I love the way you comb your hair. And I love the way you sachet in the room. Your perfume lingers in the air. I love everything about you, whoa, about you.

Everything About You

I love everything about you. I love the way you comb your hair. And I love the way you sashay in the room. Your perfume lingers in the air. I love everything about you, whoa, about you.

Earwigs In My Ear

There's earwigs in my ear. And the praying mantis' are all praying. And the cats are getting catscanned today. And the cows all have cowlicks. And we're looking for a new saviour.

Chinese Checkers

Cancion De Anxiety

I can't seem to. Can't seem to. Can't seem to stay in tune. Without your love. Without your love. Without your love I'm left to croon. Like a bird that's wounded.

Broken Hearts & Painted Nails

Broken hearts are not so bad. Look at me, hey, I've been had. A broken heart's what I have tonight. . Painted nails will rip your shirt. Will make you scream, hey, make you hurt.

Beautiful Day

If you wanna complain. Call somebody else. But if you want some champagne. Take me off of your shelf. . Uncork your mind. 'Cause it could be so fine. When it's a beautiful day.

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Skin City

Go into the back, it's only Skin City. Dancin' to the top, ya know it ain't [RIGHT RIGHT]. Glowin' in the dark, you're so pretty pretty. Never goin' back, no matter what [WHAT WHAT].

Red, White And You

[Steven]. Right now. Nothing else matters. You and me and the Georgia night!. Look around' cause it don't get any better. Have you ever felt so alright?.