By dean friedman. . If I've managed to learn anything at all from what we've done,. It's that even though it fills the cracks and crevices and mends the tattered souls,.
It's hard these days to get ahead. Making minimum wage with mouths to be fed. So before I start my family. I'll work hard to see I've all the means we'd need.
By dean friedman. . I know a girl, her hair is brown.. She wears her smile upside down. . There's a little black cloud hanging over her head. No one can count the tears she's shed..
I'm really hoping that you won't appear. To show everyone just how much you never cared. 'Cause you've got me scared and I'm thinking that you will be there.
By dean friedman. . Jennifer waited a year and a day.. She went to the doctor. they told her to pray.. She knew there was only so much they could say..
By dean friedman. . I heard the news today some mother drowned her baby boys. And then went on tv and cried real tears but it was just a ploy.. People wonder what went wrong..
By dean friedman. . We never knew where we were bound.. Just the same, we dashed our cups to pieces on the ground.. And I just can't believe that we're both still around..
By dean friedman. . I was only four when my father left home.. Little baby sister, mama and me.. They were only children when they got married.. How they gonna raise a family?.
By dean friedman. . Tonight while you were at the show,. I saw a u.f.o.. I was surprised to see it land.. But when they asked me to go,. I said, "no, I can't", I said,.
By dean friedman. . People always tell me, "what's your hurry?. You're moving like your pants they are on fire.". I simply tell them, "don't you worry,".
By dean friedman. . I'm not as strong as I would like to be.. Sometimes the current pulls me out to sea.. You're always there to rescue me.. . I depend on you..
By dean friedman. . Humor me. humor me.. Don't take what I say too seriously.. It's not that I am insincere. I really do mean everything I say.. It's just that every time you're near I get carried away..
By Dean Friedman. . How does this story end?. I guess we'll have to wait until the final credits roll.. I suppose it will depend on whether two unlikely halves can make a whole..
By dean friedman. . Superman is a friend of mine. he drops by my house all the time.. He's no different than me or you. he even helps start the barbecue..
I met my love hillary at the local distillery.. . She was leaning so languidly, on the window sillery.. . And I was glued to my seat as I gazed at her feat.
By dean friedman. . Hey larry, can I borrow your car ?. I got a date tonight with a movie star,. She's got sexy legs and a perfect bod,. She's got such a pretty face, I swear to god,.
Women known women. . How can you be so naive. That wasn't just a touch on your sleeve. Her hand kinda lingered a little too long. Relax, you didn't do anything wrong.
By dean friedman. . Here's a tip: loose lips don't sink space ships.. Count those tiny blips. somebody call the cops.. Hale bop she bop. . Little bo peep, where are your sheep?.
All right! Watch this!. I can cook in French;. I can darn and stitch;. I can work a wrench,. And if it is so required,. Well, I can change a tire.. . I sweat when I do it;.
By dean friedman. . God of abraham I thought we had a deal. We'd live as you'd intend and you'd hold up your end. But something has gone wrong you still have not come through.