Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

Now baby doll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum. Honey-bunch, angel face. You know you better be good. And act like true fine lovers should. Be careful what you say and do.

My Girlfrind Forgot Me This Christmas

"I got a cell phone, trampoline, a year's worth of magazine. I even got a new pair of chucks. I got a surfboard, swimming pool, a Mustang convertible.

Big 'ol Scardy Pants

Riding With Inmate Jerome

A parody of "Riding With Private Malone" (Written by Thom Shepherd and Weed Newton. Recorded by David Ball). New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd.

Mary Jane

I didn't cry the day you moved away. Didn't think that I would feel this pain. Until I saw the stranger that was you. . Whatever happened to our innocence.

Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

Uh, Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete. He was a big strong boy that was quick on his feet. And every college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their line.

Love Still Goes On

My life is only what it is, baby. I've only got what I can give, they say. You give it all, you get it back someday. So how do we make the same mistakes.

Refried Beans

Last Friday evenin'. I went to dry heavin'. Bent over double in pain. From out of my mouth. And right on a new Lexus. One hell of a load I sure swang.

Long Way To Go

Was it you. who said that you could never get enough of me?. Did you confess. that when we were alone you had to tell yourself to breathe?. So maybe I should feel a little more like I've been living in a dream..

Record Deal

(spoken). (Paul does this kind of thing every day,). ( Like what skip a rehearsal?. You know we got the CNA awards tomorrow night!. What are we gonna do about a drummer? ).

Lies

You told me you love me. So I don't understand. Why promises are snapped in two. And words are made to burn. . The bigger the better. Some stolen from Japan.

Quit Teasin' Me Ed

Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP). . Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the mail?. . He-he-he, got a letter from Ed.. . What's it say?.

Kidnap My Heart

Hey girl, whats your name. I think I caught you looking my way. Do you wanna know how to get me all to your own. Weekends work the best. I'll pick the place you do the rest.

Psychic To The Stars

I was starin' a hole through CMT. Watchin' everybody else who'd been waitin' for me. I thought by now I'd been a household name. After all I had if 'Shania was mine'.

Plowboy

Plowboy, ain't that funny, plowboy?. . Well I'm a packin' up my truck and I'm a head down south. Where real men packa lips with dips in their mouth. Start a moonshine steal sleep in a tent.

Just The Girl

She's cold and she's cruel,. but she knows what she's doing.. She pushed me in the pool. at our last school reunion.. She's laughs about my dreams,. but I dream about her laughter..

Jenny

She calls me baby, then she won't call me.. Says she adores me and then ignores me.. Jenny, what's the problem?. She keeps her distance and sits on fences..

Please Take The Girl

Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin'. If he'd just dig the bait. He said, "Get lost, Dad, I'm watchin' mud wrestling. Go jump in the lake. . Why don't you take that neighbor girl?.

I'm Getting Over You

I found your picture in my wallet. Still got your sweater in my closet. I'll bring 'em by, maybe tonight. . And people asking how I'm doing. But every question still has you in.

Tom Cat Blues

I've got an old tom cat. When he steps out. All the pussycats in the neighborhood. They begin to shout. . "Here comes Ring Tail Tom. He's steppin' around the town.