Breath (parody 'breathe' - Faith Hill) Lyrics - Singles - Cledus T. Judd

I can smell the onions floating in the air 

Must be something that you ate 

I can't imagine how your mouth must taste 

Forgive me if I turn away 

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees 

Almost pass out in your arms 

I need a gas mask every time that you come near 

And the halitosis starts 

I can smell your breath it's choking me to death 

The only who doesn't know is you here's some gum to chew 

Baby there's no way you're kissing me 

What you have for lunch? Don't you ever brush? 

Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I'd suggest 

I can smell your breath, bad breath 

It's tough to be there when you're waking up 

And that green cloud fills up the room 

It's worser than it's ever been before and I know and you know 

And everybody in a three mile radius knows, you should a dentist soon 

Cause I can smell your breath it's gagging me to death 

Something must have died inside of you 

What you ought to do is chase a Cert or two with Listerine 

Even when you're gone the odor lingers on 

I'm buying you an Oral B and a jumbo tube of Crest 

'Cause I can smell your breath, bad breath 

Can't you smell the fog that's floating in the air 

Must be something that you ate