It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (parody 'it's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) Lyrics - Singles - Cledus T. Judd

"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches" 

"I'm gonna miss you too, Bub" 

"Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days 

But now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone" 

"Oh, I figured there's somethin'!" 

"Oh, quit complainin'" 

"All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges 

Paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath 

Defrost the fridge, clean out the garage" 

"Right" 

"Sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday 

I love you boogie, boogie" 

"I love you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine" 

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave 

Hair on my back I don't plan to shave 

I've got the house to myself while the wife's away 

I'll be rockin' all night 

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew 

Lounge in my boxers like I used to do 

There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no 

I'll be watchin' the fight 

Well, it's a great day to be a guy 

Played cards with my buddies until sunrise 

You know, I never thought that my neighbor would 

Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good 

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake 

Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake 

Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake 

Oh, well it wasn't too bright 

Now I look in the fridge, what do I see? 

Last night's pizza starin' back at me 

Pepperoni and anchovies 

What a beautiful sight 

Well, it's a great day to be a guy 

Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies 

Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill 

I don't wanna burn my wieners but I probably will 

That fried baloney and cheese macaroni 

Tasted good this afternoon 

But now I'm passin' some serious gas and 

I might have to leave the room 

Pee - hee! 

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo 

Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth 

Might even get me a gold front tooth 

Whoa, hah, yeah! 

And it's a great day to be a guy 

But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide 

I'll be hung over but a lookin' good 

From a week of reliving my bachelorhood 

It's a great day to be a guy 

But another week of this and I'd probably die 

I tend to party harder than I should 

When my wife's not here to make me be good 

Yeah hoo!