Third Rock From Her Thumb (parody 'third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie) Lyrics - Singles - Cledus T. Judd

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb 

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind 

Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime 

He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal 

A two carat solitaire but neither one's real 

Picks up the pay phone, puts it to his ear 

Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get over here" 

When he shows his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes 

She never thought she'd ever really get one that size 

He tries to think of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?" 

Down at diffie's pawn but he never will admit it 

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the wedding list 

Let's head on out to Vegas and get it over with" 

Flaws and defects, no billing ads 

Hope she never finds out how much he spent 

Nothin' else shines like a zirconia 

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb 

Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat 

She says, "We woulda made it if you weren't so doggone fat" 

They try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van 

To a ratty little motel called 'The S and M grand' 

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little wink 

Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink 

She starts to call a plumber, he begins to shout 

"Give me a coat-hangar, I think I can get it out" 

Fishes out the ring in a big ball of hair 

Slips it on her finger as he pats her derriere 

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky thing 

A plumber woulda cost me much more than that ring" 

Flaws and defects, no billing ads 

Hope she never finds out how much he spent 

Nothin' else shines like a zirconia 

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb 

Flaws and defects, no billing ads 

Hope she never finds out how much I spent 

Nothin' else shines like a zirconia 

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb 

Wonder what it's worth, third rock from her thumb 

Don't tell him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb