Rain came down in endless sheets of thunder. Lightning bolts split pine trees down to the roots. In the shadow of the Astrodome. With a hurricane coming on strong.
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On the first nite in the tittie club. we were checkin out all the chicks.. There were black ones and white ones,. bruinets and blondes,. look at the size of the red heads tits..
I've been married nine years. thats one story. my wife has been through everything. I've learned some shit bout marriage. never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother. if you get to "er" you take off runnin you wont see the poody poo for quite some time after that either. I also learned this. if your wife says to you we need to talk. horse shit start a fire in the house. its easier to deal with. because when your wife says to you we need to talk it does not mean we need to talk. it means you need to sit and listen why I tell you all the ways you've been f**kin up. thats what that means. you aint never gonna hear a man say we need to talk unless we caught a desiese while we was fishin. that can happen. it happened to me. see what I know bout every woman is this. every woman in the world thinks that she is a princess. and its not their fault because they have been told that since th.
Titties and beer (titties and beer). Big old titties and beer (titties and beer). I thank god almighty for titties and beer (fat titties and beer). Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer).
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We were young when we first met,. And I won't ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then,. Little did I know my life had change forever.
Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back. Watching them peckers try to get in her crack. I get messy when they slip me off the track. THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!.
The bar will soon be closing. and lights they're all turned down. theres 3 girls in a corner booth. the fat one she's passed out. her friends they called me over.
Ladies and Gentlemen,. The Man Song!. . (He's the man!). (He's the man!). . I don't take no crap from anybody. [else but you]. I wear the pants around here.
The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend. . Well I Got Home and the door was locked. And I tried to ring the bell. I found a little bitty note that she had wrote.
I like my women like I like my chicken. With a little bit of fat on the ends. Not too much and not too little. Just enough to make me grin. . When I see a little woman walkin' down the street.
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I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower. Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour. I didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door.