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Drink More Beer
If your jobs about to kill ya, but you cant afford to quit it. The best advice that I can give ya is drink more beer. When your truck keeps overheatin'.
Don't Look Now
I remember way back when i was just a boy,. goin places with my mom and dad,. It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act. after six or seven beers she's had..
Do You All
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Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting
Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to kill a deer with here. Gun, car, gun. You people do shit different in Charllote. See, ya sit out in a big old camouflauge buick going there he is. Start it up real slow. A guy the other night hollered out a stick, you know you gotta be a bad son of a bitch to kill a deer with a stick. He said I was out in the bushes, I left my damn gun in the truck, a deer snuck up on me, I grabbed a stick and I beat the shit out of him. I had to ride that fucker for a mile, I killed his ass though, I ripped one of his horns off and stabbed him with that son of a bitch. Got a friend who hunts where I live, he's one of them guys that has them Vietnam flashbacks, he ain't never been in Vietnam. Fucker is crazy, if you go hunting with him you walk into the woods, get down I smell him! What the hell do you smell? I smell deer, get down. You smell deer shit, you're laying in it. He looked at me and said if we don't kill a deer lets go snake hunting. Fuck that! I don't even like seeing them by accident, I don't want to go look for the damn thing. You ever hear somebody say You see a snake off in the woods be still, he'll bite your ass if you move. Anybody ever just stood there when you seen a snake. Told him there are two movements, a ball movement and a physical movement. Shit and run. Catch mate! He killed a snake and he's cutting it up in little pieces and I go, now what the hell are you doing now? He goes we gonna eat. No, we ain't..
Dear Penthouse
Dear Penthouse. Rodney Carrington. . Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university. And I never thought something like this could happen to me.
Dancing With A Man (long Version)
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere. She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer. She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two.
Dear Penis
This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis y'all. Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.
Dancing With A Man
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere. She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer. She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two.
Country Bar - Mechanical Sheep
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Chucky Cheese
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Christmas With The Kids
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Changes
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Carlos, Man Of Love
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Carlos
I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid, I'm just guessing, I don't know..
C'mon, Sing You Bastards - Burning Sensation
she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through. breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you. she drove a 1973, chevy blazer.
Camouflage And Christmas Lights
Another year has come and gone. And I'm still here. Holdin' on. To this riffle and. A picture of my kids. Sayin' it's a holiday. Sure as him don't feel that way.
Boxing
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Burnin' Sensation
Alright yall,. Whenever i go WEHOO! I want yall to say sing you bastard. WEHOO!. (crowd)Sing you Bastard. . She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through(beep, beep),.
Bowling Trophy Wife
Well she weighs a buck ninety and she looks real good. At least she does to me.. She don't wear no fancy clothes when we go out to eat. I like beer and onion rings and betting on the game..
Bobby Trap
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