[Intro: Lil Dicky]. What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:.
For all my gorgeous, healthy, sisters all around the world. I'm talkin' the 175 and up club. The we cook good, we eat good, we look good. . She ain't fat bruh, she ain't.
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Sittin in the backroom. Bein weird like a chatroom. Tryna chill, but I feel the appeals. Hella real, now it's looking like I'm that dude. . Always knew I could be that cool.
My own boss. (Work). . Last year I was takin' them notes. Conference room every day in the woes. (Watch yourself). Last year at work. I was zerked, I was irked.
I like to play it cool like I'm not that. On the low, who'd assume that I got that. I don't know, but the dude with the tall frappe. Looking all aloof being all that.
Ay. Man. Man. Ay. . I guess ya'll on board. Young man couldn't leave that shore. Had the life they made for him. 'Til he seeked out more. Boat ride, couldn't see that storm.
Lot of rappers talking that shit, not enough doing that shit. You know what I'm saying?. . Yeah, people acting like I ain't a fucking criminal (aight brah).
Hi, I'm Dave. I'm Strange (no). I've been up so long. Don't know where ill go don't know what I know I'm wrong. I must be gone (gone) I must be gone (gone).
Yeah. Ay, can y'all turn my headphones down? Significantly?. Cool, that's good. It was super loud. . First of all, this shit about me. I ain't made this shit for y'all, that's the damn thing.
Trap God, and we servin' up the whole world. Ay, where the gold at baby. Ay, where the clothes at baby. Ay, where the dough at baby. And the banger but you know I ain't tryna blow that baby.
Yeah, I feel like people are really weird about admitting when they're scared. If you're not scared ever, you're just lying or something. You're being weird.
"Hello, how can I help you?". "Hi, my name's Dave Burd. I have an appointment today. it's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually. I'm a... I'm a rapper, so...".
Ey, ey... Damn!. L' tap twice on some ass like some grams. (I just fucked...). Now what I'm doing?. I'm just pillow talking with a bitch. I'm just pillow talking with a bitch.
We ain't ever been the motherfuckers. That could get a hundred fifty bitches on deck. . We the type of dudes that be putting in the effort. Just to show them that we better.
Actually, you know what. I don't, I-I will say one thing. I'd rather you sleep in a hotel downtown than sleep at your friend's house. You need a good night's sleep..
"Oh, man.". "Got so much to do. Huh, honey?". "Yes, definitely. I'm just...". "Well, look, again, if you need mom to come out there for a week...". "I don't think that [?] needing, like, mothering.".
Oh well, I'm ignorant. But not to the fact that im ignorant, of course. I Know that. I'm indifferent. I dont care to know what I don't,. I don't care until I'm coming home.
"Hello?'. "Hi, any better out here?". "Yeah, much better, yeah.". "Buenos noches.". "You're back from Machu Pichu and you're speaking Spanish?". "It's 'buenas tardes'.".
Yeah. Man, this is the softest thing I ever did, but. It's about something that's pretty important to me. . And that's you. And that's true. Really wish that I ain't care about you anymore.