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Wiid
Weed is by my side, it's always been there.. Always been there, always been there.. Weed is by my side, it's always been there.. Always been there, always been there..
Variety
Well my name is mc and I'm here to say. I rock the mic with asbestos all up in your face. Old school like the one used by Ichabod crane. Watch me think up a phrase then put my spit on display.
Tractor Beam
I'm like Kenny Rogers in "Six Pack" girls won't give my dick back. All this sex affects my syntax the pistol I pack's impact. Make's you gasp infact so sit back, relax.
Townie
"Where are we?". "I'm thirsty.". "There's a church up ahead, maybe there's something in here...". . [Door open]. . "These don't look like Presbyterians!".
Toothpick Spliffs
I don't smoke blunts Cause I'm frugal with my dookie. I hock a loogie, spit it out then hit the hoochies. I'm on bud like Hux. comma Rudy. it's my duty to get loopy on the Buddha like it's booty.
The Tussin
way back college boy asked to a high school dance. couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.. didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,. til my best friend said that the red would get me through..
The Hammer
Geek: ...economics, I love economics.... Bully: HEY over there! Where do you think you're going?. Geek: I'm gonna go home!. Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?.
Ten Year Old
Kid: mc, can I have your autograph? mc: Sure kid. I'm in a real hurry. What's your name? Kid: It's Mikey. mc: ok, Mikey. Mikey: mc, I hope I have a real high voice like you someday..
Stop Time
Please allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Chris and I do not exist. It's just some shit that a kid did just for kicks. An effort of the last ditch.
Super Mario Bros Rap
Its 1986 I'm in the 1st grade,. I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid.. I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy,. believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi..
Smodcast
You want a podcast?. I got a SModcast!. You want a podcast?. I got a SModcast!. You want a podcast?. I got a SModcast!. You wanna. You wanna. You wanna.
Robotussin
way back college boy asked to a high school dance. couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.. didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,. til my best friend said that the red would get me through..
Robot Dog
I got an allergy for every pedigree. So I got myself a robot that's Japanese. But yo, he's hard to please he's always gotta pee. But he never sips a drip this chip is playin' me.
Ratz
this one goes out to all the cuties in the quad. walking kitty corner with the itty bitty bod. telescopin out the window, waxin wise. while you walk, i stalk the fox box to the party on lock.
Pw/om
Blue jeans, check! Black-T, check!. Record my raps on a cassette tape deck.. Wearin' no sweats 'cause Nike owns Chucks.. Three rows of studs 'cause hoes wanna fuh-!.
Pop Punk Is Dead
[Secretary]Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you.. [Tim Chandler]Hey MC!. [mc chris]Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house.. [Tim Chandler]Haha, yeah..
Omc
"Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me one time...". To the chicks and the bros, to the pimps and the hoes,. cheap seats to the front row!. "Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me one time...".
My Name Is
MC Chris: Hey John.. John Fewell: Yeah?. MC Chris: turn me up in my headphones.. John Fewell: Ok.. MC Chris: Uh John, John it's too loud.. John Fewell: Ok wait..
Mc Chris Ownz
And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else.. In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look with any.
Mc Chris Is Dead
MC Chris is dead and he ain't never coming back. You should have been nicer when you were blazin' up the track. No well wishers, just bitches talkin' trash,.
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