Na Na Na

You'll Look Like Poo

Everybody needs my creations, everybody needs my clothes. A beautiful melody, my face between your toes. Even if it is doomsday, you won't have to dismay.

Womanizer

I've always had. A thing for Star Trek Conventions. I need a man with a comic book collection. . Lord of The Rings. Is my favorite type of Role Play. Don't want an Aragorn, I want a young Gandalf The Gray.

Tinseltown Nanny

Now Suri, you must study your dianetics book.. But I don't wanna!. . Young lady that is not allowed you must make Tom and Katie proud. . Millions of years ago, the alien, Xenu.

The Octo-mom Song

I ain't baby-sitting. I ain't baby-sitting. I ain't baby-sitting. . You crazy, woman?. I ain't baby sitting. . Oh, hell no. . She had six implanted embryoes after givin' birth to six.

Outer Space

They always ask me Lady Gaga whats your race?. I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.. Christina Aguilera looks like she could be my sis. But when she's driving her new Bentley.

Just A Zombie

Looking out the window as it rains. My stomach rumbles, I'm hungry for some brains. Nobody understands my pain. . Everyday at school I walk down the halls.

It's Halloween

Chorus:. It's Halloween (3X). It's the night. It's the night. It's the ..... . Verses:. It's the witching hour, it is the night. When what you see may cause serious some fright.

I Kissed A Girl-spoof

It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy. He took me to meet his old Granny. Then something phased me. She's not like most elderly. She kept glaring from behind the chips.

7 Things-spoof

Ouch.....Ouch....Ouch.... It's time for me to say this addressing all you guys.. . Except for all the drag queens, who deserve a Nobel Prize.. . But the straight guys-.

7 Things Guys Don't Have To Do

ouch. ouch. ouch. . It's time for me ro say this,. Addressing all you guys.. Exceft for all the drag queens,. Who deserve a nobel prize.. . But the straight guys.

Wild Horses

Wha, Wha, What

I was hangin', at the club when, I saw you roll in, thinkin' how I can.. Make my intro, little duction,. And that's when I decided to stick around and bump it..

That's Right

Ain't no doubt about it you want me,. Can't you see that I want the same, (ohh yaaa). Don't pretend you can do without me,. Baby let me show you this game. (oh).

Tell Me

You're the one who game me time, heard me when I spoke my mind,. Told me that I'd never be alone.. Always there to make me smile, even if it took a while,.

Ride

Chillin' out from across the room,. I can read your mind.. Don't say a word I can see it in your eyes.. I need a change of scenery,. Blue skies gonna set us free,.

Now You Don't

Guess who I saw today at our favorite 'round the way',. So in love, and so caught up that they didn't see me,. There in the candlelight, magic sparkled in their eyes,.

Mad For You

Say say say say,. Do do do do,. Way way way way,. Ooh ooh ooh. [x2]. . Everybody's been against us from the start,. Thinkin' man you've lost your mind,.

I

I, I, I, iiiii. [x3]. What if I, had chosen to,. . Make a left, when I should have made a right and,. What if I, followed though,. And chilled with my crew last night..

He Said She Said

Yeah, ohhh. Oh Baby. Crazy Yea, Crazy. . She said she'd love me forever. He said that we were together. She told me I was the only one. She told me I'm not the only one.