Failure Is The Best Revenge

Flowers Are Pretty

Children are lovely before they get ugly, and learn to do bad stuff.. Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust. I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop.

Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch

I know it's not my fault I've been held back, under attack by parents,. teachers, lawyers, past employers, that hold me down.. My efforts all disgraced and criticized, thrown in my face..

Elvis Decanter

Collecting dust inside that liquor store 'till you bought it for me. A decanter full of whiskey in the image of the King. The more I drank from it the less I saw of you.

Designed By Satan

Talking board- misunderstood. What looked good on paper even looked better on wood. A card game way out of control. Divining what's to be while tempting fortune with the soul.

Dig A Hole

It's a sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime,. "Let the 'tards eat twinkies" is the mantra of our time.. Fuck no it isn't who you are, you're only what you've bought..

Disproportioned Head

If my body was twice the size it was. then I might look alright but I don't because,. I've got a disproportioned head.. And the people they point and laugh at me and.

Crippled & Blind

Look at me now 'cause I can't you stole my eyes. you broke my cane, you killed my dog. Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black. You turned out the light and said "goodnight".

Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies

Desert Woman

A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand. A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man. A parching thrist that water couldn't quench. My desert woman this frontier's only pearl.

Come Out Fighting

Voices! You're letting voices tell you what to do. When you yourself don't know.. Voices! You got one too, so let it out. And let us know when you're feeling all alone..

Complain (from The Film Bob Roberts)

Some people must have.. Some people have not.. But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.. . Some people will work.. Some simply will not..

Christian Or Canadian

"Christian Or Canadian". . It couldn't be worse. From chorus to verse.. It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse.. Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!.

Christmas Time For My Penis

Clowns Are Experts (at Making Us Laugh)

China Town

Kung Fu Movies Always showing. we are going to China Town. Living Large in the lap of luxury.... China Town. . Mi casa es su casa welcome stranger,. That's what they say in China Town..

Choosing You Masters

Canine Euthenasia

Change My Pants

I don't wanna change my pants Not gonna change my panst Never change... I'm on. fire tonight my pants are fitting right Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright I.

But Then, She Spoke