Food Storage

I started drinking at a quarter to 4. half past eight I'm out on the floor. I saw her walking right in I said. keep on goin man I don't give in. next thing you know I'm back.

Food For Thought

I just want to eat some pills. Little ones big ones get my fill. Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them. Up or down I rely on them. . Little red ones.

Flacidism

Got no life, got no ambition. I've got autism. . Where I'll be in ten years. Nobody knows and nobody cares. I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears".

End On 9

Sometimes I let things get me down. People tell me that I've got no future. Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong. I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system.

Encyclopedia Brown

Complimentary, is an homage I will pay. mediocracy, is the mantra of our time. nihilism, instability within. we won't be pacified. we brake to olive branch sick cow.

Do The Hustle

Hey, how did everybody get in my room?. it's saturday, another perfect day. till I hit the boardwalk. headed toward the peir. you're fucking gay!. fuck you! get outta my way.

Disneyland

Get pissed, you suck. I know your kind. I know the system. I know it's not so fine. I know the bees, I know the rains. I know that logging can kill. Oh, well, let's just go on Dumbo.

Diamond Studded Bumble Bee

mt. rushmore is my favorite monument. the goldsteer is a gorgeous restaurant. golden tan and a latin accent. cowboy boots and cologne. what is this a gift for me?.

Derek

Can't you see. That I'm not straight edge. You can tell. By the look in my eye. I hear that shit you preach. It's so far out of reach. You meaningless X's.

Cram It Up Your Ass

Corpse Rotting In Hell

Contribution

My restitution to society means stay away. And equals empty grants of time. The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy. Helps well to do's sleep through the night.

Contagious

[Chorus:] One look at you is so contagious. One kiss and mononucleosis. Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun. One look is all it took to notice.

Con Especial

I kinda had a crush on you. you even said "I love you too". she said, I've got no place to go. you fuckin lied about your birth control. I don't want a baby.

Chug-a-lug Night

there was smoke on the water. a little fire in the sky. if i hear that song one more time. i'll stick a fork right in my eye. another round and a pickled egg.

Chicken Box

Hey blood come around. Come check out my part of town. I want to see you there tonight. But in my neighborhood. You know the chicken's good. I want to see the black men fight.

Chaps My Hide

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash. Oh, I forgot to wipe. It's warm outside, a pony ride. A drive across the country side. . A side of flan, a marathon.

Casserole Of Life

Im Gonna bake today. Try a new recipe. Throw out a new apron. Move over bacon here comes something meatier. . The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life.

Carp

Time: it's always there but not on my side. Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes. Time: it's time to go to work and go to school. I see a fucking problem here.

Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes

Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do. I'm pretty fuckin' glad that I'm not you. I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway. A house, nice cars, ten credit cards, she's never worked a day.