Pc Honey Lyrics - Singles - Ian Dury

I'm only nineteen, I'm a little bit green 

I've yet to be corrupted by the frightful things I've seen 

With my measure pace and my bright young face 

I only want to make the world a safer place 

PC Honey to the rescue 

PC Honey's up the drainpipe 

PC Honey's on the zebra 

PC Honey's on patrol 

I've done the course and I've joined the Force 

I'm a brave upstanding Bobby full of keen resource 

Make me use my feet, keep me on the street 

So I know everybody up and down my beat 

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PC Honey to the rescue 

PC Honey's up the drainpipe 

PC Honey's on the zebra 

PC Honey's on patrol 

Once we've lost contact with Mr. Plod 

Thus the trouble taketh root 

In the very streets they should have trod 

In his size eleven boots 

As you steal or poach, beware my soft approach 

With nothing but a truncheon and a talking brooch 

I'm a figure of fun who doesn't need a gun 

And you're going round the nick my son! 

Photos 

PC Honey to the rescue 

PC Honey's up the drainpipe 

PC Honey's on the zebra 

PC Honey's on patrol