Red Letter Lyrics - Singles - Ian Dury

"dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true" 

said Reggie destroyed and upset 

"dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?" 

said Dinky, your kinky love-pet 

"dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" 

"dear Porky, i ache for your touch" 

"dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge" 

"dear Bonny come back to our hutch" 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

"dear Stinky, i miss your silly old pongs" 

from Beaky, who hungers for fun 

"dear Saucy i offer redundant regards" 

said Lucky who hasn't had none 

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said Nonscene; "i've had it right up to my ears" 

from Fiery who never grows cold 

"oh gosh, how i love you, i tell you no lies" 

said Harley, before i'm too old 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

"dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true" 

said Reggie destroyed and upset 

"dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?" 

said Dinky, your kinky love-pet 

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"dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" 

"dear Porky, i ache for your touch" 

"dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge" 

"dear Bonny come back to our hutch" 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter 

and i hope this letter will make things better 

i hope you get a red letter