Search lyrics

Typing something do you want to search. Exam: Artist, Song, Album,Writer, Release Year...
if you want to find exactly, Please input keywords with double-quote or using multi keywords. Exam: "Keyword 1" "Keyword 2"

Poor Joey Lyrics - Singles - Ian Dury

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl 

I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world 

In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch 

Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch 

 

This is my routine: first I ponder and peck 

I look in the mirror and I shit on the deck 

I try to fly, I bang my head 

I think of something creative instead 

 

I ruffle my feathers and have a good scratch 

Spend at least half an hour trying to undo my catch 

Not as though I want to be deleted by an owl 

I've got to fight this awful situation somehow 

 

Related 

 

The Best Karaoke Songs Ever, Ranked 

 

Linkin Park Honors Chester Bennington In The Emotional Video For 'One More Light' 

 

Watch Beck's Heroic New Music Video For 'Up All Night' 

 

Poor Joey (who's a pretty boy then?) 

Poor Joey 

Poor Joe 

Poor Joey 

A bundle of joy then 

Poor Joey (hello) 

 

How the ruddy hell does she expect me to speak 

With half a ton of cuttlefish stuck in my beak? 

I go into a moody, disdainfully preen 

And just to upset her, mutter something obscene 

 

I appreciate the difficulties of owning a pet 

Speaking as a budgie, it's like Russian Roulette 

I was bred for the purpose and I shouldn't complain 

I know you'll forgive me when I sing this refrain 

 

Photos 

 

Poor Joey (everyone's a bastard) 

Poor Joey 

Poor Joe 

Poor Joey 

Every Christmas they try and get me plastered 

Poor Joey (hello) 

 

Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl 

I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world 

In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch 

Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch 

 

Poor Joey (who's a pretty boy then?) 

Poor Joey 

Poor Joe 

Poor Joey 

A bundle of joy then 

Poor Joey (hello) 

 

Poor Joey 

Poor Joe 

Poor Joey 

Poor Joe 

Poor Joey (who's a pretty boy then?) 

Poor Joe (hello) 

Poor Joey 

Poor Joe 

 

(cheerio) 

Copyright: Song Discussions Is Protected By U.s. Patent 9401941. Other Patents Pending.